Some Words Of Wisdom I've Learned Over The Years...

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.  

Be careful what you wish for. You just might get it.

Stop making that face. It might freeze that way.

Don't believe everything you read/hear.

It takes one to know one.

There are two sides to every story.

Slippery when wet.
Nobody's perfect.
Count your blessings.

Never rub another man's rhubarb.

Karma's a bitch.

Do unto others as you would have done unto you.

Look both ways.

Patience is a virtue.

It takes two to tango.

Measure twice, saw once.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

Rome wasn't built in a day.
Everyone makes mistakes.

Slow & steady wins the race.

Life isn't fair.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Actions speak louder than words.

Never ask "What next?"

Blood is thicker than water.
Take nothing for granted.

Don't bite off more than you can chew.

Stop and smell the roses.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Don't cry over spilled milk.

Curiosity killed the cat.

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

Haste makes waste.

Two's company, three's a crowd.
What goes around, comes around.

Practice makes perfect.

The grass isn't always greener on the other side.

A fool & his money are soon parted.
You don't know what you've got till it's gone.

Let sleeping dogs lie.
A penny saved is a penny earned.

When it rains, it pours.

You are what you eat.

Honesty is the best policy.
We are not promised tomorrow.

You can't take it with you.

Give peace a chance.
Life ain't for sissies.
Never, ever give up.
If you lay down with dogs you get up with fleas.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Don't take life too seriously.  It's NOT permanent.
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.


These come to mind today.